Because we are feeling Monstrously generous, here’s what you’re gonna get for mashing that mint button:

• FREE mint³, because these Low Effort Monsters are literally priceless!
• 3 free mints per wallet in the pre-sale phase and each additional mint will cost 4.19E in the public sale!!!
• Collection size of 6843. Missed meme-portunity, we know, but it's the sum of the Team's combined IQs so that's that!
• 0% secondary fees because we already milked you enough on the free mint, suckerrrrrss frens!
• No fucking roadmap. Who needs a map when you have no idea where you’re going? Isn’t that what makes it more exciting? “Be more spontaneous,” she said!
• No discord because who’s got time to respond to all those gms with, you guessed it, “gm”?
• No fibs of building the best metaverse ever where that kind lady with the poker face will be dropping by on a weekly basis to entertain our particular group of little monsters.
• Keeping 333 LEMs for the Team's pension fund. We always dreamed of owning our own cave with both stalagmites and sǝʇᴉʇɔɐlɐʇs. What is life without dreams, right?!
• No promises to not dump on you. In fact, instead of a roadmap, we’ve been working on a first-of-its-kind DumpMap (patent pending, but probably gonna be rejected cause they're all jealous assholes at the patent office!)